about the artist
my name's kristen.
i'm a scorpio. full time painter. part time asshole.
often the other way around.
commonly asked questions:
Q: where do you come up with these?
A: adhd
Q: do you use a magnifying glass?
A: no, i am thankful to have 20/10 vision
Q: how do you write so small?
A: very carefully
Q: do you do custom pieces?
A: absolutely, email me
Q: do you paint larger pieces?
A: yes! but tiny magnets are 90% of what i paint
A: yes! but tiny magnets are 90% of what i paint
Q: how many do you paint a day?
A: i try to paint 40ish a day
Q: what's your dogs name?
A: Twiggy (like the model)
Q: what's your favorite jingle you've written for your dog?
A: you're an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, pink polka dot cha-weenie.